Akshay Kumar & Tiger Shroff starrer Bade Miyan Chote Miyan was struggling with one average song after another followed by below par trailer. Though the film is one of the highly anticipated movies of 2024 in terms of budget and cast but scenario looks bleak.
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan: Plot
When a powerful enemy threatens to destroy India with his technological prowess, two soldiers must use their tact and uninhibited strength to save the day. Captain Rakesh (Akshay Kumar) and Captain Firoz (Tiger Shroff) are the best assets of the Indian army—brave, honest, and unapologetically patriotic. But they’re also a bit uncontrolled and defiant.
When an imminent threat from an enemy within looms large, there’s no one else who can be trusted. India’s future hangs in the balance as a tech-savvy villain (Prithviraj) prepares to unleash AI-powered mayhem that could lead to war with volatile neighbors. It’s a clear and present danger, and for our men in uniform, it’s a race against time.
Kabir, a masked scientist, wants to destroy India and steals a secret and important package from the Indian soldiers. This package could cost India everything. Colonel Adil Shekhar Azad calls his best (and court-martial) soldiers, Freddy and Rocky, to stop him. Initially, they have no idea who the villain is. Honestly, it seems like they don’t care amidst the excessive slow-motion shots, unfunny dialogues, and a bade-chote camaraderie that is completely lacklustre.
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan: Performances
Akshay and Tiger: Chemistry or Chaos?: Akshay Kumar and Tiger Shroff—two powerhouse actors, right? Wrong. Their chemistry is more like a volatile chemical reaction. Tiger’s brooding looks clash with Akshay’s aging swagger. The banter between them? Pedestrian at best. Tiger’s jibes about Akshay’s age and ignorance about Gen-Z stuff? Predictable. Akshay’s retorts? Equally uninspiring.
Leading Ladies: The Real Heroes: Amidst the testosterone-fueled chaos, the film surprisingly gives its leading ladies well-defined roles. Manushi Chiller as Captain Misha lands lethal blows to the bad guys. Alaya F as nerdy Dr. Pam adds some comic relief but becomes irritating after a point. But even their presence can’t save this sinking ship.
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan: Analysis
Buckle up, folks! We’re about to dive into the cinematic abyss that is Bade Miyan Chote Miyan.
Lazy Writing and Threadbare Clichés: The film’s weakest link? Its writing. It’s as if the scriptwriters took a nap and woke up with a hangover of clichés. The plot treads familiar territory, revolving around an antagonist’s vendetta against the Indian forces after being betrayed. Yawn. Haven’t we seen this before? The lack of originality is staggering.
Science Fiction? More Like Science Friction: Bade Miyan Chote Miyan attempts to match shoulders with the West by incorporating elements of science fiction. But alas, it ends up being a loud and ludicrous mishmash. The AI-powered mayhem feels like a malfunctioning chatbot gone rogue. And don’t even get me started on the techno-babble—it’s like listening to a broken radio.
Pathetic soundtrack: every song in the film is so poor that it only work as loo break.
Curse of YRF: From Kunal Kohli to Siddharth Anand to Ali Abbas Zafar, all these directors delivered blockbusters for YRF but all these directors failed to replicate similar success outside YRF. Ali Abbas Zafar delivers another terrible film after Bharat and Bloody Daddy. He fails to balance action and comedy.
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan: Verdict
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan is like a stale samosa—greasy, flavorless, and leaves you regretting your life choices. Save your time and money. Watch anything but this!
Bade Miyan Chote Miyan: Rating
Critics Rating: 1/5
Box Office Rating: 1.5/5
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